There's a married couple that has been together for a loooonnng time and they still have great sex, but this night was hilariously.
It was a Saturday a time to unwind from the stressful work week, so they gets a little twisted.. weed, a pill or two and a cocktail. As the day turn to night and they starts to get hot the wife started sucking his dick an it was so good that he went off in feel good land. Then something strange happen that made the husband come out of feel good land and back into reality and when he did that he discovered this high bitch had fell asleep with his dick in her mouth. He shout's "BITCH" she jumps up pull her pants down and say "come on then." The husband was so angry that he said, "Bitch get the fuck out of here! Trying to play me like a John!" I laughed so fuckin hard.
Do you have a funny sex story? We would love to hear it.
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